Me: Because! It's a baby quilt! You shouldn't be on it! It will get dirty! No one will want to wrap a baby in a quilt full of cat fur!
Mimi: Why not? The baby's Mom won't care. They have several cats at their house. They love cats and cat hair! And anyways, I am a very clean feline!
Me: Now you listen to me, you little white critter! Get off now!!
Mimi: Sorry, I can't hear you!
Mimi: Oh, Jeez! Can't you see I'm busy! A cat's got to do what a cat's got to do. See how clean I am? I am always licking myself. The quilt will be fine! You worry too much!