Friday, June 05, 2009

Words to Live By?

I don't really have anything to show you. Not much quilting has been going on around here. But the good news is that my sewing machine is fixed. They called me this morning. I can pick it up tonight. I hope it works! I have a lot of catching up to do. Just for the time being, here are some words of wisdom that came in my mailbox this morning and some that were volunteered by the furry family members.

1. Aspire to be Barbie. The bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits, buy them in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt, a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila.

4. Felix say: "Stop and smell the flowers or tomatoes, as the case may be."

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days.)

6. When life gets you down, just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me there.
9. Oscar says: "Take lots of naps!"

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot - it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. Mimi says: "Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself."


11. When life gives you lemons - turn it into lemonade. Then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man, there is some woman who is tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up. Only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has 'tires' or 'testicles' it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

16. Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them, but you know they are there.

17. Oscar says: "Always say your prayers."


18. And last but not least, always take time to remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today!

6 comments:

Pat said...

I LOVE these sayings!!! (And the furry critters are adorable, too.) Thanks for posting this...what fun!!!

*karendianne. said...

Awww, great sayings, wonderful shots but look at Oscar Praying! So happy you got your machine back, too!

Vicki said...

Those sayings always make me smile. Glad to hear you have your sewing machine back. How is it working? I hope it is purring all nice like the kitties.

LizzieJane said...

Wonderful sayings and wonderful kitties!
x

nicolette said...

This post is just what I needed... LOL!

Wonderful sayings and as always the ones from the kitties are the most wise ones!

Winny said...

Glad your machine is working again. Hope you find time to do all your nice quilting now that the weather has finally become nice. The sayings are great. I smiled though them all.